The Faráge and the Boris they went to sea
in a beautiful leaky boat
they took some honey and all of our money
wrapped up in a 5 pound note
Said Faráge “What a liar
a beautiful liar you are!”
And he sang to Boris
This fraudster’s chorus
To the sound of a small guitar
“O beautiful Boris, we deceived them all,
Aren’t we proud of the harm we’ve done?”
And Boris replied “Oh Faráge you know
it was really too close to call
But now it’s all done
So let’s watch the fun
From this leaky boat
Which may not float
…. glug glug glug ….”
David W Solomons 2016
